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Alexie Di Onie Avatar Joined: September 4, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 721 Rep: PIP Level 2 (1784)PIP Level 1 (1784)PIP Level 1 (1784)PIP Level 1 (1784)PIP Level 1 (1784)
Alexie Di Onie advice Colum Old Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:00:12 PM #4124 Perm Link
I was bored and decided that im pretty good at giving advice so hit me with all of your problems.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent. It is wat you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are.
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Re: Alexie Di Onie advice Colum Old Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:21:08 PM #4129 Perm Link
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Dear Alexie,

I have a problem. I seem to have trouble keeping a boyfriend. You see, everytime we get to the point where we decide it's time to have sex (after he agrees to pay me), he always runs away screaming "THE MADNESS! THE MADNESS!". You see, although I have a vagina, I also have sixteen penises with minds of their own. Is this normal?
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 12:23:33 AM #4176 Perm Link
Well dear girl( or boy) maybe the thing thats screwing you up is the whole wanting to get paid thing, anyway it is normal to have 16 penises it just depends were. tell me the places and ill tell you if your all right. But the boyfreind thing asking for money isnt very romantic and doesnt normally turn guys on so try doing something sexier like seducing him.
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent. It is wat you do with the gift of life that makes you who you are.
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 10:42:11 AM #4179 Perm Link
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Well, I'm what some people would call a 'ten cent whore', so it's not like I'm asking for much. If a man can't pay ten cents fo' DIS sexy bod...well, he's just not worth it. Anyway, as for the locations of my penises. They are on my chest in the shaped of an inverted pentagram. Whenever I'm 'ready', they start wiggling around squealing "SATAN! ZIEK HAIL!" and begin spewing fire, acid, and other such substances.

Oh by the way, do you have a couple nickels you need to get rid of?
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:19:30 PM #4373 Perm Link
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Said By JaegoLooLoo

Well, I'm what some people would call a 'ten cent whore', so it's not like I'm asking for much. If a man can't pay ten cents fo' DIS sexy bod...well, he's just not worth it. Anyway, as for the locations of my penises. They are on my chest in the shaped of an inverted pentagram. Whenever I'm 'ready', they start wiggling around squealing "SATAN! ZIEK HAIL!" and begin spewing fire, acid, and other such substances.

Oh by the way, do you have a couple nickels you need to get rid of?


Can I marry you?
>_>
<_<

Oh wait nevermind. <b>Inverted</b> pentagrams are so not my thing.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:39:40 PM #4385 Perm Link
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Bah! I was this close to winning you over. Heh, an inverted pentagram is Satan's sign, a regular pentagram is just a graph of the elements Razz
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Tweak Avatar I am s(y)n Joined: September 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2579 Rep: PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 1 (10722)
(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:49:36 PM #4408 Perm Link
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Said By JaegoLooLoo

Bah! I was this close to winning you over. Heh, an inverted pentagram is Satan's sign, a regular pentagram is just a graph of the elements Razz


A <b>pinacle</b> is the graph of the elements. Trust me. I know a Fluffy The New Age Wiccan.

A <a href="http://violet-dragonfly.org/free_images/pentagram.png">pentagram</a> is the sexy sign of Satan.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 7:55:56 PM #4424 Perm Link
In response to Tweak #4408
FUCK! Pinacle. I gotta remember that.

What's an inverted pentagram, then?
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:06:58 PM #4447 Perm Link
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A pinacle. Or a star.

And yeah you better remember that. You're going to marry me someday.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:14:25 PM #4464 Perm Link
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Well I can't have TWO wives, I'd have to be Mormon."
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Tweak Avatar I am s(y)n Joined: September 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2579 Rep: PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 2 (10722)PIP Level 1 (10722)
(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:19:44 PM #4479 Perm Link
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Eh, I'm not much for marriage.

Mistress I shalt be! >_>
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:27:43 PM #4492 Perm Link
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That sounded strangely cool.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:31:08 PM #4500 Perm Link
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Holy crap, I'm really aroused now. Ashamed I am...
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:33:08 PM #4505 Perm Link
"stands there with her hands on her hips" . . . what?
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:33:37 PM #4507 Perm Link
Ah yes, the massive impact the word "shalt" can have when used properly.

I feel like I just cheated on my boyfriend. Eh, it's not like he cares. At least, he shouldn't. It's his own fault for letting his emotions get the better of him.
Ok, I'm going to stop rambling now before I go on a full blown Tweaky rampage.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:35:51 PM #4514 Perm Link
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I mean...err...*kneels down* I am your sex kitten and you are my temptress...umm...meow...
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:37:00 PM #4515 Perm Link
eh ^^ ; ; sure . . the rightfull order has been restored
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:41:09 PM #4523 Perm Link
*Gets out whips and leather*

Come to the darkness Jaego... It's calling to you...
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:41:43 PM #4525 Perm Link
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o.O Eeeep! I am torn...not literally of course.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:42:27 PM #4527 Perm Link
"sigh" I guess you don't love me anymore . ."sniff"
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:43:09 PM #4529 Perm Link
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WHAT?! I am no longer torn! Tweak! Your offer is tempting, but I cannot love anyone other than my Anri!
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:45:13 PM #4536 Perm Link
awww I'm loved yay! ^^ I lub you too jaego
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:45:18 PM #4537 Perm Link
GASP!
GASP!!
GASP!!!

Eh, it's ok. It wouldn't have worked out anyway. Not until you knew the difference between a pinacle and pentagram at least.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:48:08 PM #4540 Perm Link
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Psh, I'm TRYING! Now me and Anri are gonna do naughty things.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:49:53 PM #4544 Perm Link
hah think what you want hun.
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:52:16 PM #4546 Perm Link
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BAH! You're no fun...
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:57:07 PM #4559 Perm Link
sure I am, you just haven't experienced the fun yet
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 8:59:07 PM #4562 Perm Link
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...I gotta work for it, huh?
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 9:00:13 PM #4564 Perm Link
Oh get a room you two.

It's times like these that I'm glad I have an impervious ego and a boyfriend.
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Wed Feb 4, 2004 9:01:16 PM #4566 Perm Link
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You're JAY-LUS!
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